THE OTHER WOMAN

I'm cheating on my wife.  And not only doesn't she care, she's crazy about my girlfriend, too.

We met three weeks ago and it was love at first sight.  A gorgeous strawberry blonde, with soulful eyes, life of the party personality and a natural inclination for mischief, she was a good girl and bad girl all rolled into one.  How could I resist?  She had me at "hello."

So meet my new heart throb.  Her full name is Smore Le'ale'a Livya the Shnook, but we call her Layla.  Yep, already got me on me knees.